I’m not really looking to hear from people who don’t think this way, with answers like “insecurity”, “toxic masculinity”, etc. I want to hear answers from men who really detest men who sit to pee.

Follow-up questions:

  • when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?
  • are you ever groggy in the morning?
  • how clean is your toilet and surrounding floor, and whose job is cleaning it?
  • what are your true passions in life?
  • Mister Neon
    20•2 months ago

    As a man WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING ME HOW YOU PEE!?! What god damn conversation is going on!?! How the hell did this come up? We don’t normally talk about this!

    My true passion in life is Aztec history.

    • @recapitatedOP
      4•2 months ago

      We don’t normally talk about this!

      We should though! We should just not be shit bags about it. Sharing & seeking info rather than having a weird chauvinistic view on how pee exits bodies.

      • Mister Neon
        4•2 months ago

        There’s nothing chauvinistic about it! I just don’t want to know or care about what you do in the bathroom. We’re not going to have a conversation about it. JUST WASH YOUR HANDS!

        • @LengAwaits
          6•2 months ago

          I wiped my ass with a wadded up ball of 25 toilet paper squares for years because no one wanted to tell me about more efficient and effective ways to do it. Bathroom knowledge is like your paycheck. They say you shouldn’t talk about it with your peers, but it needs to be talked about.

          These days I can clean my whole ass, even on the most explosive days, with less than 10 squares, and I’m saving so much money.

      • Mister Neon
        7•2 months ago

        Women would use a blue green herb called xiuhquilitl to give their hair a purple/indigo sheen.

          • Mister Neon
            3•2 months ago

            That’s because you’re mispronouncing the -tl at the end. In Nahuatl when a word ends in -tl it becomes like a slushy “S” crossed with a click sound.

        • @eatthecake
          1•2 months ago

          I googled that

          Did you mean: xiuhcoatl

          Is this fire serpent/ weapon of the sun an Aztec dragon?

          • Mister Neon
            6•2 months ago

            No Xiuhcoatl is a big blue fire snake, a mystical weapon, the animal spirit of the Xiuhtecuhtli, and a metaphor for government/war/dry season.

            Xiuh as a prefix can denote fire, turquoise, or years.

            Xiuhquilitl is a herb

            Edit: it might literally be the main ingredient to make indigo dye