rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went “you havent made a list in a while!” are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

  • @shneancy
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    715 hours ago

    the only apps that are allowed to speak to me are messengers, weather, and my bank. Nothing else has speaking privileges.

    • @dufkm
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      310 hours ago

      Lol, I would never allow my bank app to speak to me. “Dude, you’re broke as f***!”. I know, no need to announce it on a full bus.

      • @shneancy
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        27 hours ago

        was thinking more “hey you just got your paycheque :)” and “someone in Cambodia is trying to access your banking account”