• @Dainterhawk999
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      145 minutes ago

      Stress of such neck breaking (in another article) and hectic schedules is making Trump pooping during interviews… Ardent supporters can keep napkins and show solidarity in support of the most diplomatic, selfless and most importantly logical leader by wiping his orange brained buttocks. /s

    • @[email protected]
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      265 hours ago

      I heard the stress of the campaign is causing Trump to have explosive diarrhea. He can’t be interviewed because the stench causes everyone to vomit. Many such cases.

      • @makyo
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        104 hours ago

        What I’ve been hearing is that Vance and Peter Thiel are running things behind the scenes because Trump’s brain is so cooked

      • snooggums
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        165 hours ago

        Everyone is saying it!