FenrirIII to Showerthoughts • 1 day agoThe ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountmessage-square56arrow-up1405arrow-down130
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink17•edit-215 hours agoTo get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of 1 –––––––––––– 1 + 1000 * k where k is the number of kids you have.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•5 hours agoI think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•4 hours agoI have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
minus-square@satans_methpipelink3•13 hours agoI’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
minus-square@CookieOfFortunelink1•25 minutes agoMurder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of
where
kis the number of kids you have.I think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
I have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
What if i have -0.001 kids?
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Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula