• @Nuke_the_whales
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    07 hours ago

    Tofu scramble tastes like murder. It only tastes like eggs when you’ve lost the memory of what eggs actually taste like, kinda like vegan bacon or ground beef. I’m a vegetarian but I refuse to lie to people and tell them my meatless alternative tastes the same or is indistinguishable.

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      16 hours ago

      Eggs from happy chickens walking around in your yard helping with pest control taste even better. Though they’re all different sizes so you need to get used to weighing them instead of counting. And sometimes they have poo on them.