• @too_high_for_this
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    222 months ago

    Why do they all look like stroke victims??

    Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

    • @[email protected]
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      152 months ago

      North Korean medals are for years of service without being sent to labor camps by dear leader. They’re like Xbox achievements and get progressively harder as time goes on.

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      142 months ago

      Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

      Valor in battle

    • @[email protected]
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      72 months ago

      Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

      Cheese making. It’s not credible because they have never seen milk, let alone cheese!

      • @too_high_for_this
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        122 months ago

        This is false, generals are raised on Kim’s breast milk, which turns into cheese upon leaving his glorious nipple.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 months ago

          I’m sorry, I forgot about the Dear Leader’s nipple cheese

          ummm...

          That is not a phrase I expected to type today

          Also it’s my new band name

    • I Cast Fist
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      52 months ago

      Also, what are the medals for?

      Being on the same team as the great dear leader, who obviously always won every game ever

    • @jenny_ball
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      -12 months ago

      ever seen us generals? that have shit to of awards and ribbons for what i don’t even know