Flying Squid to Dad JokesEnglish • 1 month agoThe man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round.message-square10arrow-up1241arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1236arrow-down1message-squareThe man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round.Flying Squid to Dad JokesEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square10file-text
minus-square@Lost_My_MindlinkEnglish3•1 month ago…thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!
minus-square@too_high_for_thislinkEnglish3•1 month agoDon’t google “meatspin”. Or do, I’m not your mother
minus-square@Lost_My_MindlinkEnglish3•1 month agoMy mother? Tell me how you met my mother… But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period. Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.
Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong
…thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!
Don’t google “meatspin”.
Or do, I’m not your mother
My mother? Tell me how you met my mother…
But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period.
Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.
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