Flying Squid to Dad JokesEnglish • 4 months agoThe man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round.message-square10arrow-up1242arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1237arrow-down1message-squareThe man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round.Flying Squid to Dad JokesEnglish • 4 months agomessage-square10file-text
minus-square@Lost_My_MindlinkEnglish3•4 months ago…thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!
minus-square@too_high_for_thislinkEnglish3•4 months agoDon’t google “meatspin”. Or do, I’m not your mother
minus-square@Lost_My_MindlinkEnglish3•4 months agoMy mother? Tell me how you met my mother… But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period. Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.
Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong
…thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!
Don’t google “meatspin”.
Or do, I’m not your mother
My mother? Tell me how you met my mother…
But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period.
Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.
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