Flying Squid to Dad JokesEnglish • 1 day agoThe man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round.message-square11arrow-up1227arrow-down15file-text
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minus-square@Lost_My_MindlinkEnglish3•1 day ago…thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!
minus-square@too_high_for_thislinkEnglish3•1 day agoDon’t google “meatspin”. Or do, I’m not your mother
minus-square@Lost_My_MindlinkEnglish3•1 day agoMy mother? Tell me how you met my mother… But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period. Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.
Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong
Eyebleach:
https://youtu.be/1wnE4vF9CQ4
…thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!
Don’t google “meatspin”.
Or do, I’m not your mother
My mother? Tell me how you met my mother…
But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period.
Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.
It’ll be legen…