• @[email protected]
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    301 month ago

    He doesn’t look good. Had someone in Cardiology yesterday, out of nowhere, shoot a frown at me and whisper, what do you think about the way trump is looking?

    Like if you lifted his pants legs, my 7 is there’s bilateral pitting edema under there. Kind of like watching Nimoy in those final roles, seeing the COPD across that barrel chest, and wondering how far out of frame the oxygen tank actually is. It’s morbid to some, I’m sure, and that’s fair, but I am worried.

    I’m convinced that the makeup is the same, he’s just become that much paler beneath the makeup.

    • @[email protected]
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      261 month ago

      but I am worried.

      About what? An open and unashamed fascist dying in old age??

      Oh, no, the unimaginable tragedy!!!11 🙄

        • @bamfic
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          11 month ago

          A couch fucker too

      • @[email protected]
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        81 month ago

        At base I’m not happy about anyone’s medical misfortunes, self inflicted or otherwise.

        You could also read it as his health is worrisome. You could also read it as his base’s reaction would be worrisome.

        Don’t assume puppies and rainbows. Remember Scalia.

      • @shalafi
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        Trump dying now would be an unthinkable tragedy. He would forever be a martyr and we would never be rid of MAGA. FFS, there would be Trump statues everywhere. Oh, and think about all the conspiracies involving liberals killing him.

        He has to live through this election and lose ignominiously. Then he has my permission to die.

      • @EtherWhack
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        121 month ago

        I think they were trying to hit a predicted word (likely “bet”) above the “7” on their keyboard.

          • The Pantser
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            71 month ago

            I do if it’s the right work, or I’ve misspelled it, it’s easier to hit that than edit.

          • @someguy3
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            Yes I do but I’m going back in to work tomorrow morning so I’m not going for it until tomorrow and then I can get the joke

            *Brought to you by predictive text, starting with yes.

        • @[email protected]
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          41 month ago

          I understand now, but this is the first and only time I’ve ever heard it. I wouldn’t expect most people to catch your meaning.