• @[email protected]
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      178 hours ago

      Nah. His true calling was drag. The bitchiness. The mincing hand gestures. The wigs. If only he’d gotten over himself and donned the ballgown.

  • smokebuddy [he/him]
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    I did a search to see if this was a new donuts quote or the same one from a few days ago, and not only is it a new one, it’s been happening for a year now?

    https://archive.ph/FjRZn “Donald Trump’s New Campaign Talking Point: Save the Donuts” (Daily Beast, November 2023)

    One Trump adviser told The Daily Beast that they had no idea where Trump had picked up the donut line. They didn’t even want to speculate, instead saying in a defeated manner, “I have no idea.”

    • @Passerby6497
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      They didn’t even want to speculate, instead saying in a defeated manner, “I have no idea.”

      Their spirit is broken trying to keep up with Herr Dumbass’ verbal diarrhea 🤣

    • @[email protected]
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      The cringe is palpable. These might be bigots but even then I feel sorry for whoever has to be next to such a clusterfuck in person. For a moment. The I remember these people want to elect him and I feel better about their suffering. May it open their fucking eyes.

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s gracious of you.

        I’m leaning at a right angle toward schadenfreude, watching a redneck at a barbecue who’s been pouring gasoline on his charcoal briquettes for the past 8 years about to spark his lighter.

    • @[email protected]
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      He doesn’t look good. Had someone in Cardiology yesterday, out of nowhere, shoot a frown at me and whisper, what do you think about the way trump is looking?

      Like if you lifted his pants legs, my 7 is there’s bilateral pitting edema under there. Kind of like watching Nimoy in those final roles, seeing the COPD across that barrel chest, and wondering how far out of frame the oxygen tank actually is. It’s morbid to some, I’m sure, and that’s fair, but I am worried.

      I’m convinced that the makeup is the same, he’s just become that much paler beneath the makeup.

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        but I am worried.

        About what? An open and unashamed fascist dying in old age??

        Oh, no, the unimaginable tragedy!!!11 🙄

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          Trump dying now would be an unthinkable tragedy. He would forever be a martyr and we would never be rid of MAGA. FFS, there would be Trump statues everywhere. Oh, and think about all the conspiracies involving liberals killing him.

          He has to live through this election and lose ignominiously. Then he has my permission to die.

        • @[email protected]
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          At base I’m not happy about anyone’s medical misfortunes, self inflicted or otherwise.

          You could also read it as his health is worrisome. You could also read it as his base’s reaction would be worrisome.

          Don’t assume puppies and rainbows. Remember Scalia.

        • @EtherWhack
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          I think they were trying to hit a predicted word (likely “bet”) above the “7” on their keyboard.

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              Yes I do but I’m going back in to work tomorrow morning so I’m not going for it until tomorrow and then I can get the joke

              *Brought to you by predictive text, starting with yes.

            • The Pantser
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              I do if it’s the right work, or I’ve misspelled it, it’s easier to hit that than edit.

    • don
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      what the actual fuck did I just watch

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    Yet despite all this, because American elections are rigged and follow a nonsensical, non democratic system; he is favored to win by over 20 points. lol what a shithole country.

    • @Passerby6497
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      Favored by 20 points by whom? Everything I’m seeing has trump at best neck and neck.