• @Carrolade
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    7612 hours ago

    “I am your king.” “Well, I didn’t vote for you.” “You don’t vote for kings.” “Well, how’d you become king, then?”

    [Angelic music plays… ]

    • IninewCrow
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      3611 hours ago

      King Charles: “The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that my ancestor, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.”

      Peasant: “Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.”

      • @[email protected]
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        1810 hours ago

        You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

      • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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        911 hours ago

        One of the single best lines in all of cinema IMO.

    • @NOT_RICK
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      2112 hours ago

      “I had more swords than the other guy”