Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.

I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.

    • Lux
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      22 hours ago

      You eat the sandwich in 9 bites. Then you vomit back up the sandwich plus 12 bites of the last thing you ate

    • @Death_Equity
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      22 hours ago

      You dropped it or it was stolen by a magpie or gull before you finished.