Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.
I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.
Zero, you take bites, the sandwich never has any.
It depends on the size of your mouth, the size of bite you take, and the size of the sandwich. But if you’d cared about that you’d have realized it’s a meaningless question before embarrassing yourself by asking here. So instead I’ll you a meaningless answer: 37 ⅚
Americans really will use any measurement before touching the metric system
… what would the metric unit be? 🤔
Just like the misattributed Churchill quote :
You can trust the Americans to do the right thing, after they tried everything else.
Well, there are 8 bits in a byte, so there must be 8 bites in a sammich, obviously.
That’s a 64 bits sammich.
Each bit is an ingredient.
2 bits bread
1 bit ham
1 bit cheese
1 bit lettuce
1 bit tomato
1 bit pickles
1 bit mayonnaise
So when you divide it all out, it’s only 8 bites.
What if the bread is… Not square?
It would appear to be approximately 2,982,609 bytes.
I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?
A nibble, four bits, is half a byte, eight bits.
Doing everything to dogde the metric system 🇺🇸🦅
The Internet was never the same after Europe adopted the 10-bit metric byte.
This would make for an awesome Cyberpunk TTRPG setting… an evil villain letting free a virus that transforms every bit into a 10-bit metric byte. Items being unusable unless decoded, etc.
All units that use body parts are US ones.
How many foreskins is that?
Your size or mine?
Bro, nibble the crust first, then there are so many glorious crustless bites. Or just cut it off.
All of them.
I’m sorry.
I quite like the crust, but could you not slice the crust off? That would likely improve the bread to crust ratio considerably.
9-12
How can there be -3 bites in a sandwich?
You eat the sandwich in 9 bites. Then you vomit back up the sandwich plus 12 bites of the last thing you ate
You dropped it or it was stolen by a magpie or gull before you finished.
I would agree with this. The rational part of me likes to try and eat a sandwich in a 3x3 grid of bites, right-to-left, working my way downward.
But, I’m a wacky, inconsistent li’l bitch, so it almost never works out that way. But, I don’t think I ever exceed 12 bites. That’s a pretty solid ballpark range.
(Ingredients-1)2 +2
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