• @PugJesus
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    8029 days ago

    “Bruh, we’re trying to get this project done on time and under budget, talking about space magic isn’t going to-”

    • @DaddleDew
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      3429 days ago

      “we need to stop cutting corners and put a cover over that hole that blows up the whole station if someone drops a rock in it”

      • @marcos
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        2029 days ago

        You seem to have too much time to waste. Here, I’ve just cut your jira ticket deadline by a week. Pray I don’t cut it further.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        829 days ago

        Don’t be silly, every moon-sized station has a hole that destroys the entire structure if someone drops a rock in there. That’s the way it’s always been done. That is industry best practices according to our stakeholders.

        • @Num10ck
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          629 days ago

          thats just venting

          • @foofiepie
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            429 days ago

            These puns are exhausting.

      • zeekaran
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        028 days ago

        Pretty sure no one in that room even knew the hole existed.