Not The OnionEnglish • 2 months ago

Not just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackers

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Not just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackers

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Not The OnionEnglish • 2 months ago

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The beloved Goldfish crackers new name will temporarily be Chilean Sea Bass Crackers, the brand announced Wednesday.

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Chilean Mutant Sea Bass Crackers
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  They could at least strap a frickin laser beam on their head

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