• @[email protected]
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    62 hours ago

    How does this appeal to people? I like goldfish the same. Though Whales are cheaper and taste okie.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 hour ago

      Well I don’t even like goldfish crackers but if I can I will buy some for other people. That name makes them the perfect guest offering

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      11 hour ago

      Hear that everyone? Hunt for whales!

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    233 hours ago

    “Chilean Sea Bass? Ok, The Onion is losing their touch. Yes, it’s absurd, but it’s unrealistic. This wouldn’t happen in real life.”

    Not the onion

    …wait, what?

  • @cybervseas
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    546 hours ago

    They’re temporarily renaming them “Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”.

  • nek0d3r
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    64 hours ago

    Who here actually thinks “goldfish? That’s for kids.”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    Elon Musk didn’t buy the company did he? This is the dumbest business decision since he changed Twitter’s name to X.

    Or did someone just post their April fool’s joke way too late?

  • @dhork
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    54 hours ago

    A sea bass? No, wait - it’s at least a C+!

    • @taiyang
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      33 hours ago

      Throws 400 bells at you.

  • @Sanctus
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    85 hours ago

    How do these dumbass decisions keep getting made? That is the most recognizable fish cracker out there. Are they looking to Musk for ideas? Fire your marketing team, they’re blowing your budget on cocaine.

  • @_bcron_
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    Yay capitalism. If you’re fading into irrelevance to the point that you print less bags in order to drum up a false sense of scarcity then your product sucks and you should feel bad. Thirst trap gimmicky

  • @kerrigan778
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    44 hours ago

    Adults already have cheez-its though

  • Optional
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    75 hours ago

    Aw man, no Patagonian Toothfish crackers. Again!

  • @YaDownWitCPP
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    This is fish the they chose? Image