• zanyllama52
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    3 hours ago

    According to Alfred Matthew Yankovic:

    There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box.

    All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks.

    Every night for dinner, we had a big ol’ chunk of dirt.

    If we were really good, we didn’t get dessert.

    • @WhatYouNeed
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      22 hours ago

      We were so poor, we use to get grandad around to decorate our Christmas tree by sneezing snot onto it.

      “Bit more on this side, grandad!”