• @UnderpantsWeevil
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    30 days ago

    Be Polish. Live at the crossroads of three major continental zones. Incorporates traditions from Arabic, Latin, and Nordic languages into a unique synthesis. Everybody hates it. Nobody wants to speak it.

    Be English. Live at the ass end of nowhere, and become a haven for vagrants, dissidents, pirates, and exiles. Incorporate traditions from Latin, Germanic, and Frankish languages into a unique synthesis. Everyone hates it. Nobody wants to speak it. Become worlds most spoken language anyway.

    Moral of the story. People will have to learn your shitty incoherent language if you build a big enough navy.

    • @shalafi
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      4330 days ago

      Or invent the internet.

      • @UnderpantsWeevil
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        2630 days ago

        glances at who builds all the processors and hardware components

        Time to start learning Chinese and/or Korean.

        • @SpaghettiYeti
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          1330 days ago

          See, those are essentially the raw goods now. Finished goods are entertainment and the internet.

          • @UnderpantsWeevil
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            430 days ago

            The trillion dollar piece of one of a kind manufacturing equipment where I get my raw goods.

            • @Kaput
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              128 days ago

              Où est passé du-coup?

      • Sabata
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        830 days ago

        How long until internet slang/lingo snowballs out of control and becomes an actual language? I mean, it’s already constantly spawning words and a diverse enough environment.
        I notice sometime I lack an optimal word to describe a concept IRL that an internet term would fit perfectly but would be cringe or meaningless unless the listener was also terminally online. There’s also stealing terms from other languages that catch on, but that don’t work offline(IE. Zeitgeist, pantsdrunk, kawaii) that get spread around enough to be generally know, even if a bit odd.

        Yes, including brainrot. Especially brainrot. It’s not all pleasant.

        • @idiomaddict
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          330 days ago

          That all leads back to cultural exchange and trade through the sea though.

    • Justas🇱🇹
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      2329 days ago

      Be Lithuanian. Get culturally dominated by Poland. Refuse to speak Polish anyway. Refuse influence from any language. Remove loan words, replace them with newly made Baltic sounding ones. End up impossible to learn.

    • @chuckleslord
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      630 days ago

      Thank Teddy Roosevelt and Queen Victoria for that