• @kevindqc
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    183 months ago

    If he has a warrant out and wanted to be arrested… Why wouldn’t he just walk into a police station?

    • @dhork
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      123 months ago

      People who want to be arrested aren’t necessarily the sharpest tool in the shed…

      • @WindyRebel
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        13 months ago

        They also look kind of dumb with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an “L” on their forehead.

    • ArtieShaw
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      43 months ago

      That would make sense. Unfortunately, I’ve known enough contrarian weirdos to see how that type of logic might make more sense (to them).

      “Why are you stressing about this? Can’t you just take those old clothes to Goodwill or throw them away?”

      “Well, first I need to buy 30 cases of Coke and then - to make room in the car - I need to visit the park back in Indiana to scatter our dog’s ashes.”

      Knowing that it’s probably just illogical all the way down, I could believe either scenario.

    • @halcyoncmdr
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      43 months ago

      Most people have no idea they have a warrant out until they have an interaction with the police. Most warrants aren’t for issues serious enough to send an officer to pick someone up. Not all warrants are for violent offenses.

    • @NocturnalMorning
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      -13 months ago

      I’m sure the guy wasn’t rocking a full set of marbles if this is what he thought passes for a good idea.