• @kevindqc
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    156 hours ago

    If he has a warrant out and wanted to be arrested… Why wouldn’t he just walk into a police station?

    • @dhork
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      106 hours ago

      People who want to be arrested aren’t necessarily the sharpest tool in the shed…

    • ArtieShaw
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      45 hours ago

      That would make sense. Unfortunately, I’ve known enough contrarian weirdos to see how that type of logic might make more sense (to them).

      “Why are you stressing about this? Can’t you just take those old clothes to Goodwill or throw them away?”

      “Well, first I need to buy 30 cases of Coke and then - to make room in the car - I need to visit the park back in Indiana to scatter our dog’s ashes.”

      Knowing that it’s probably just illogical all the way down, I could believe either scenario.

    • @NocturnalMorning
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      -13 hours ago

      I’m sure the guy wasn’t rocking a full set of marbles if this is what he thought passes for a good idea.