• @Lost_My_Mind
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    232 months ago

    Boss gets a dollar, I get…less then a penny??? Aw hell!! Screw pooping on company time! I’mma just bring a gun into work!

    …and the news has another days worth of content.

    (Just to be clear, I’m NOT threatening to bring a gun to work. I don’t own a gun. I’m just showing how these scenarios play out)

    • @Maalus
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      72 months ago

      You forgot to add “in Minecraft” there at the end, the police is on their way

    • @[email protected]
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      22 months ago

      It is weird to me that shootings are usually like hating on race or queerness, and never like “I’m going to shoot up the board of directors that cut my health insurance” or whatever. I guess the right wing hate machine is effective.

    • @[email protected]
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      22 months ago

      There’s only so much pooping I can do in eight hours. Would it be ok if I just sleep on the couch and drink coffee all day?

    • @[email protected]
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      12 months ago

      I’m just showing how these scenarios play out

      But that’s not how office violence generally happens, it usually happens because someone is fired and gets really mad about it. You’re unlikely to bring a gun to work if you’re merely unemployed or underpaid.