• @Lost_My_Mind
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    76 hours ago

    Boss gets a dollar, I get…less then a penny??? Aw hell!! Screw pooping on company time! I’mma just bring a gun into work!

    …and the news has another days worth of content.

    (Just to be clear, I’m NOT threatening to bring a gun to work. I don’t own a gun. I’m just showing how these scenarios play out)

    • @Maalus
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      12 hours ago

      You forgot to add “in Minecraft” there at the end, the police is on their way

    • @[email protected]
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      13 hours ago

      There’s only so much pooping I can do in eight hours. Would it be ok if I just sleep on the couch and drink coffee all day?