• Flying SquidOP
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      82 months ago

      Can’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache.

      Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard.

      Maybe he’s Renfield.

      • Alice
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        -32 months ago

        Doesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.

        • NielsBohron
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          32 months ago

          This comment chain is a wild ride…

    • @cm0002
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      32 months ago

      Nah, Dracula is actually cool

      Ted Cruz is a walking turd