Flying Squid to Lemmy Be Wholesome • 2 months agoThis counts as wholesome, right?imagemessage-square26arrow-up1560arrow-down111
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minus-squareFlying SquidOPlink8•2 months agoCan’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache. Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard. Maybe he’s Renfield.
minus-squareAlicelinkfedilink-3•2 months agoDoesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
Ted Cruz is count Dracula
Can’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache.
Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard.
Maybe he’s Renfield.
Doesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
This comment chain is a wild ride…
Nah, Dracula is actually cool
Ted Cruz is a walking turd
I wonder what his orgasms sounds like
Why are you like this
Lol