Flying Squid to Lemmy Be Wholesome • 13 hours agoThis counts as wholesome, right?imagemessage-square22arrow-up1432arrow-down19
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minus-squareFlying SquidOPlink8•13 hours agoCan’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache. Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard. Maybe he’s Renfield.
minus-squareAlicelinkfedilink-3•13 hours agoDoesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
Ted Cruz is count Dracula
Can’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache.
Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard.
Maybe he’s Renfield.
Doesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
This comment chain is a wild ride…
Nah, Dracula is actually cool
Ted Cruz is a walking turd
I wonder what his orgasms sounds like