• Flying SquidOP
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    82 months ago

    Can’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache.

    Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard.

    Maybe he’s Renfield.

    • Alice
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      -32 months ago

      Doesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.

      • NielsBohron
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        32 months ago

        This comment chain is a wild ride…