TheWaterGodM to [email protected]English • 3 months agoFraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddarwww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down10file-textcross-posted to: world[email protected]
arrow-up150arrow-down1external-linkFraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddarwww.bbc.comTheWaterGodM to [email protected]English • 3 months agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: world[email protected]
minus-square@BenFranklinsDicklink12•3 months agoHow the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways? Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot? “Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•3 months agoYou can reintroduce into the supply chain through a distributor. This has organized crime written all over it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•3 months agoYou slide a 50 in a mailslot, and a bike carrier makes a clandestine wedge drop to you in the park
minus-squareZierlinkfedilink1•3 months agoWould you like your crime with pepperoni? Veggies? A Combo perhaps? I hear basil is quite tasty!!!
How the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways?
Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot?
“Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?”
You can reintroduce into the supply chain through a distributor. This has organized crime written all over it.
You slide a 50 in a mailslot, and a bike carrier makes a clandestine wedge drop to you in the park
Open a pizza parlor.
That’s cheese laundering!
Would you like your crime with pepperoni? Veggies? A Combo perhaps? I hear basil is quite tasty!!!