@jeffwM to News • 11 hours agoTed Cruz falsely calls 2 cis teen girls “boys” in desperate search for trans athletes to demonizewww.lgbtqnation.commessage-square18arrow-up1320arrow-down15cross-posted to: politics
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minus-squareNougatlinkfedilink13•10 hours ago Ted Cruz likes jerking off to images of JD Vance fucking couches. While imagining himself as the couch?
minus-squareFlying Squidlink2•3 hours agoAlso, I wish people would stop saying JD Vance fucked a couch. JD VANCE NEVER FUCKED A COUCH! It was just hand stuff.
minus-square@Death_Equitylink8•10 hours agoThey are feminine. They are comforting, soft, and every home is incomplete without one. A bench, those are masculine. They serve their purpose and offer no real comfort unless you get the angle just right.
While imagining himself as the couch?
God no, he isn’t gay, he just likes to watch.
Also, I wish people would stop saying JD Vance fucked a couch.
JD VANCE NEVER FUCKED A COUCH!
It was just hand stuff.
Yeah, we all know Lindsey Graham is the couch.
Do couches have gender?
They are feminine. They are comforting, soft, and every home is incomplete without one.
A bench, those are masculine. They serve their purpose and offer no real comfort unless you get the angle just right.