• Nougat
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    173 months ago

    Ted Cruz likes jerking off to images of JD Vance fucking couches.

    While imagining himself as the couch?

    • @Death_Equity
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      223 months ago

      God no, he isn’t gay, he just likes to watch.

      • @edgemaster72
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        83 months ago

        Yeah, we all know Lindsey Graham is the couch.

      • Flying Squid
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        63 months ago

        Also, I wish people would stop saying JD Vance fucked a couch.

        JD VANCE NEVER FUCKED A COUCH!

        It was just hand stuff.

        • @Death_Equity
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          113 months ago

          They are feminine. They are comforting, soft, and every home is incomplete without one.

          A bench, those are masculine. They serve their purpose and offer no real comfort unless you get the angle just right.