• ThePowerOfGeek
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    7611 hours ago

    The man is a fucking ghoul.

    If he’s going to spread baseless rumors about people, then he should be scrutinized too. Maybe attention should be drawn to the fact that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Or Ted Cruz was a notorious creep on campus. Or if we want a new one, how about… Ted Cruz likes jerking off to images of JD Vance fucking couches.

    • @[email protected]
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      2910 hours ago

      I heard a rumor that Ted Cruz pisses his pants on purpose because he likes the warm feeling between his legs.

    • @Bonesince1997
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      2210 hours ago

      Ted Cruz was Epstein’s favorite Congressman. They both just love kids.

    • Nougat
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      1310 hours ago

      Ted Cruz likes jerking off to images of JD Vance fucking couches.

      While imagining himself as the couch?

      • @Death_Equity
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        1510 hours ago

        God no, he isn’t gay, he just likes to watch.

        • Flying Squid
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          Also, I wish people would stop saying JD Vance fucked a couch.

          JD VANCE NEVER FUCKED A COUCH!

          It was just hand stuff.

        • @edgemaster72
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          510 hours ago

          Yeah, we all know Lindsey Graham is the couch.

          • @Death_Equity
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            810 hours ago

            They are feminine. They are comforting, soft, and every home is incomplete without one.

            A bench, those are masculine. They serve their purpose and offer no real comfort unless you get the angle just right.