• @[email protected]
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    93 months ago

    “Son, a good woman is like a deep-fried chimpanzee: rare, surprising, and certainly not what you expected, but somehow, she keeps you coming back for more.”

    • @RizzRustbolt
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      83 months ago

      “The screams may be funny, but the hair gets caught in your teeth.”