I'm fairly certain that I was not the only person in the world who thought to himself, "Did they just yoink the entire Internet and bundle it together
  • SanctusEnglish
    603·
    3 years ago

    Everyone knows the only safe way to browse is to scrape webpages and print the content to your terminal.

    • GreenSkreeEnglish
      7·
      3 years ago

      I like to send the HTML, CSS, and JS to my laser printer personally.

    • vimdieselEnglish
      6·
      3 years ago

      I use curl to pull the text in a bsd jail running on a qemu instance running on a qubes vm and then copy it down on engineering paper and reconstruct it in my brain

    • whatEnglish
      4·
      3 years ago

      Such a noob didn’t even pipe it through grep to block advertising. Get outta here corporate shill.