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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish31•23 days agoGandalfy literally went away to chill peacefully for eons with his spicy ring.
minus-square@Nuke_the_whaleslinkEnglish22•23 days agoAnd Gandalf wasn’t alone. He was banging little Hobbit chicks for ages
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish23•23 days agoAnd we all know where he wore the ring.
minus-squareLemminarylinkEnglish6•23 days agoOh god, now I have the image of Gandalf’s scrawny ass with a pencil dick
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-222 days ago*with a pencil dick on fire Just sitting there, winking at you, asking if you want to smoke
Gandalfy literally went away to chill peacefully for eons with his spicy ring.
And Gandalf wasn’t alone. He was banging little Hobbit chicks for ages
And we all know where he wore the ring.
Oh god, now I have the image of Gandalf’s scrawny ass with a pencil dick
*with a pencil dick on fire
Just sitting there, winking at you, asking if you want to smoke
Filthy hobbitses