• @[email protected]
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    4623 days ago

    No, I blame Tolkien and his literally making elves only bang for the purpose of procreation because he’s a repressed Catholic weirdo sometimes.

    Jokes on him, modern society has agreed elves are hos.

    • @[email protected]
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      2823 days ago

      It would be prudent for a sentient species with such long lifespans to practice planned procreation rather than multiplying exponentially like a culture on a petri dish.

      • @herrvogel
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        23 days ago

        There’s the Elven Rope that’s light as a feather and strong as steel. No reason there could not have been the Elven Condom that’s thin and impermeable.

        • @MutilationWave
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          222 days ago

          I’m sure they had them, but they’re incompatible. Can’t make Elven Ropes while wearing an Elven Condom.

    • @[email protected]
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      423 days ago

      Some would say 40k maybe went a little too far in the opposite direction with dark elves.