• @[email protected]
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      No, I blame Tolkien and his literally making elves only bang for the purpose of procreation because he’s a repressed Catholic weirdo sometimes.

      Jokes on him, modern society has agreed elves are hos.

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        It would be prudent for a sentient species with such long lifespans to practice planned procreation rather than multiplying exponentially like a culture on a petri dish.

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          There’s the Elven Rope that’s light as a feather and strong as steel. No reason there could not have been the Elven Condom that’s thin and impermeable.

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            I’m sure they had them, but they’re incompatible. Can’t make Elven Ropes while wearing an Elven Condom.

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        Some would say 40k maybe went a little too far in the opposite direction with dark elves.

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      AkShUaLlY…. It’s pronounced “Kel-a-born”….but I still applaud your humor!

      Most, if not all c’s are pronounced as hard K’s in Elvish (Elven?) languages.

      It does get a little weird with places like Cirith Ungol, but there are, allegedly, older maps where it’s spelled Kirith.