I’ll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.

Edit 1:

  • Heath death of the universe, Death of the sun, etc, does not count. I feel like focusing on this is an overused point.

Edit 2:

  • Loneliness does not count. I feel like we all know immortality means you’ll miss people and lose them.
  • @eran_morad
    3•2 months ago

    Does yer dick still work when you’re like 150?

    • Ioughttamow
      6•2 months ago

      Yes, in the oncoming capitalist hellscape, even white dudes named Richard will need to work