I’ll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.

Edit 1:

  • Heath death of the universe, Death of the sun, etc, does not count. I feel like focusing on this is an overused point.

Edit 2:

  • Loneliness does not count. I feel like we all know immortality means you’ll miss people and lose them.
  • @[email protected]
    8•2 months ago

    If other people are also immortal, the awkwardness of all of them eventually becoming your exes

    • wellDuuhEnglish
      1•2 months ago

      “Hey, we talked about this. You stick with the 52 states while I herd my broken heart down south”