I’ll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.

  • Tiefling IRL
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    You know how the curse of pet ownership is that you will almost certainly outlive them?

    That, but with everyone you love

    • wellDuuh
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      4 hours ago

      That, but with everyone you love

      Agreed. You will have to move state to state after three decades. New identity, new job, basically new “life” so as not to raise any suspicions.

      You do not wanna spend the rest of the eternity being a state government “lab rat”

      I believe there’s a movie about this.