A new study reveals it would take far longer than the lifespan of our universe for a typing monkey to randomly produce Shakespeare. So, while the Infinite Monkey Theorem is true, it is also somewhat misleading.

The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

  • @CeeBee_EhEnglish
    3•2 months ago

    Basically nothing is ever truly zero

    • Nightwatch AdminEnglish
      23•2 months ago

      Someone wiser than me already said that it already has happened: 1 ape did, in fact, write the complete works of Shakespeare.

          • @scarabicEnglish
            2•2 months ago

            We are apes and birds are dinosaurs, but monkeys and apes are distinct categories under primates so no, apes are not monkeys.

        • @KlearEnglish
          2•2 months ago

          apes ⊂ monkeys, actually.

          • @scarabicEnglish
            3•2 months ago

            monkey c monkey do

    • @CryophiliaEnglish
      1•2 months ago

      The probability of lots of things is zero. The probability of a monkey typing a Chinese character on an English keyboard is zero.

      Similar idea: there are an infinite amount of numbers between zero and one, but none of those numbers is two.