• fraksken
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    234 months ago

    Spitroasting is not quite bdsm, as fun as it might be…

    • Lettuce eat lettuce
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      74 months ago

      It is if you get your ass spanked hard while it happens, which fairly accurately describes what’s been happening to Intel in the last year or so lol.

        • fraksken
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          34 months ago

          The best most effective kind of spanking is a crowded spanking. Really drives the point.

          • @[email protected]
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            34 months ago

            I would imagine the efficient way, in a scenario where only a single one is being spanked by a crowd of many, would be to tie him to a bdsm chair on wheels or even tracks & have his butt paraded (at some speed) in front of rows (or a giant circle) of people.

            • fraksken
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              24 months ago

              This is not the first time you have contemplated this, now have you?

              • @[email protected]
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                14 months ago

                I just can’t get it patented!
                (Something about "a train" already being a different sex thing)

                I’ll make a kickstarter (or similar better provider) about it.

                It will run on solar energy & get up to 30kmph, so spankers need only to hold out their hands or paddles & the little TrampTram™®© will provide them the spankees butt already presented at desired speed.

                If I lived in the USA I would market this as a judicial and prison tool as well, public spankings is a tradition we gave up for no good reason at all.

    • bean
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      34 months ago

      Shhh 🤫 😆