A new study reveals it would take far longer than the lifespan of our universe for a typing monkey to randomly produce Shakespeare. So, while the Infinite Monkey Theorem is true, it is also somewhat misleading.

The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

  • @KlearEnglish
    0•3 hours ago

    Humans are apes, apes are monkeys, paraphyletic groups are bullshit.

    • @[email protected]English
      2•27 minutes ago

      To be entirely fair, apes aren’t monkeys. I don’t think that particular distinction is really all that relevant to the discussion, but technically…