A new study reveals it would take far longer than the lifespan of our universe for a typing monkey to randomly produce Shakespeare. So, while the Infinite Monkey Theorem is true, it is also somewhat misleading.

The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

    • WaldowalEnglish
      4•59 minutes ago

      Yes, and add an Agile framework. Extreme Monkey typing.

      • @werefreeatlastEnglish
        3•39 minutes ago

        What about monkey AI to get ahead using lower paid monkeys?

    • @bitjunkieEnglish
      7•2 hours ago

      Switch to AMD. More monkeys.