NORWICH, CT—Excitedly running up to dozens of houses covered in Halloween decorations, local pervert Phil Jenkins, 52, reportedly went door-to-door Thursday asking for trick-or-treaters. “Trick-or-treater, please!” said Jenkins, holding a large sack open in anticipation, his costume consisting of nothing more than a functioning ankle monitor. “Oh cool, a full-size Darth Vader! Can I please […]