Tesla Starts Cybertruck Production Two Years Behind Schedule::undefined

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    111 year ago

    (To the tune of the old “Spider-Man” theme.)

    Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
    Elon’s pervy techno-fuck,
    It can hum in your bum
    It can make a rich man cum
    Go suck! — Go suck a Cybertruck

    Cybertruck (hey!) Cybertruck,
    Haul a load of Cybertruck,
    Smells like poop, Hyperloop,
    But it’s Elon’s special poop
    In soup! Eat up for Cybertruck!

    In the heat of night
    At the scene of a death
    “Autopilot was right
    When it crushed out your breath!”

    Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
    Friendly neighborhood Cybertruck,
    Are you pissed? Here’s the gist:
    Cybertruck does not exist.
    Still pissed? Sign up on the list!
    Sign up for Cybertruuuuuuuuck!