Just as Jesus would have wanted.

  • @dhork
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    352 months ago

    Blessed are the poor, for they shall have healthcare. (But not too poor, We’re not a bunch of communists.)

    So let’s try again:

    Blessed are those who toil in service of their masters, for they will be trickled down upon.

    • @[email protected]
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      112 months ago

      Ephesians 6:5

      Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.

      • @ieatpwns
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        62 months ago

        Yea nah someone definitely added that after the fact

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          62 months ago

          If you mean added to the bible after the council of Nicea decided on the contents of the bible, no. The bible, both old testament and new, is very explicitly pro-slavery.

          • @ieatpwns
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            22 months ago

            I’m just doin a sarcasm

            I know the Bible’s pro-slavery. It’s easier to keep people in check with a lil bit o’ faith

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              2 months ago

              Apparently reading so many bad takes over the last few years has destroyed my ability to detect sarcasm. Sorry about that.