• @[email protected]OP
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      3023 hours ago

      No no. I was a tree as a child too. I don’t remember what the play was.

      Not to brag, but I was the only tree with a line.

      • @[email protected]
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        917 hours ago

        Take some liberties: for one, it’s a manger, add animals. For two, it’s a work of fiction, add aliens, or Wookies, or robots. For three, the whole point is to have kids feel included and be interested, so add MDMA or something.

          • @[email protected]
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            417 hours ago

            You think anyone cares how many “animals” are on stage?

            If they can’t creatively figure out how to give everyone a part they can be excited about, then they have no business producing the show. I mean, a fucking door? Pathetic.

            • @humorlessrepost
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              212 hours ago

              With enough mdma, I’d love to be a door. Grab my knob and twist it. Slam me shut, daddy.

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        922 hours ago

        I just thought that in real life, when they were out of on-stage roles, other children would do something else. But then again if the children are, like, 7, it’s not like you can assign ALL the jobs to them.

        I hadn’t thought about it. But then again, I never did any sort of play at school.

        • @Buddahriffic
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          518 hours ago

          Come on, Billy, you need to bulk up by mid December so you’re heavy enough to pull the rope that opens the curtains! The entire play depends on you!

        • @[email protected]
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          420 hours ago

          No dress rehearsal today, it’s the stage manager’s nap time, go practice your lines for a few hours.