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    5 months ago

    In my elementary school play of Cinderella. I was cast as a pile of animated clothes. My role was to lay still and then suddenly spin around like one of those spinning brushes in a carwash and flail off the stage.

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        5 months ago

        Yeah I tripped, knocked a stage light over, and burned everything to the ground. I was the only survivor.

        Was called the “Tragic Cinderella Sizzler” by local newspapers.