minus-square@chonglibloodsportlink10•4 hours agoTheseus is the guy who kidnapped Helen of Troy! Or that’s what the stories tell us. Maybe it was the ship’s fault!
minus-square@ohwhatfollyismanlink4•3 hours agooh, so when they say she has a face that launched a thousand ships, they were all just that one boat with a thousand makeovers?!
minus-square@chonglibloodsportlink2•3 hours agoYes! Something about her face really attracts boats for some reason!
minus-squarepalordrolaplinkfedilink2•59 minutes agoMassive overbite. Great for scraping off barnacles. (In before the reinterpretation of that last word as a Greek name.)
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Helen of Troy? Is this a crossover?
Theseus is the guy who kidnapped Helen of Troy! Or that’s what the stories tell us. Maybe it was the ship’s fault!
oh, so when they say she has a face that launched a thousand ships, they were all just that one boat with a thousand makeovers?!
Yes! Something about her face really attracts boats for some reason!
Massive overbite. Great for scraping off barnacles.
(In before the reinterpretation of that last word as a Greek name.)