• @chonglibloodsport
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    104 hours ago

    Theseus is the guy who kidnapped Helen of Troy! Or that’s what the stories tell us. Maybe it was the ship’s fault!

    • @ohwhatfollyisman
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      43 hours ago

      oh, so when they say she has a face that launched a thousand ships, they were all just that one boat with a thousand makeovers?!

      • @chonglibloodsport
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        23 hours ago

        Yes! Something about her face really attracts boats for some reason!

        • palordrolap
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          21 hour ago

          Massive overbite. Great for scraping off barnacles.

          (In before the reinterpretation of that last word as a Greek name.)