BRYANT POND, ME—Describing the moment as a “transformative experience” that inspired him to embrace God and read the Bible, a piss-soaked Tucker Carlson claimed Friday that a demon had urinated on him while he was sleeping. “One moment I was asleep in bed, and the next, my boxers were absolutely soaked with what could only be the urine of […]
Said that a demon scratched him in his sleep, and in the same breath says there were four dogs in his bed at the time.
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Yeah, that’s how the rest of us reacted too.
That’s why you don’t take peanut butter into bed