Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

      • @[email protected]
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        Oh God, I was imagining one of his weird motions that sort of looks like a hand job but isn’t supposed to, but yeah this is super deliberate.

    • @_bcron_
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      I’m afraid to find out what his supporters are gonna do to show solidarity. Maxi pads on their ears, wearing trash bags… Now this

    • @barsquid
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      2519 days ago

      I wonder if Fox News will comment that this might be unpresidential? Maybe it is even on the level of tan suits and coffee salutes.

      • Lemminary
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        718 days ago

        I want to see a single Fox News article about this. Surely we’ll see the signature pearl-clutching from the conservatives.

    • @[email protected]
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      2519 days ago

      Another example of real life stranger than fiction.

      There are people voting for this creepy criminal. It’s mind boggling.

    • @Railing5132
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      Jesus tap-dancing Roosevelt christ on a unicycle. This is an individual who has a pretty good shot at being the leader of the most powerful armed forces of the world, and (I believe) the largest economy. What the everloving gobstopping fuck.