Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

    • @WrenFeathersM
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      5321 days ago

      Yep. It’s real.

      Apparently he was whining about his mic not working so he made the only logical choice that he is capable of in a situation where he needs something from something far more cerebral than he is….

      Just ask Putin.

      • Lemminary
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        1921 days ago

        You’re being too kind. On top of the whining, he was relentlessly berating his backstage crew calling them stupid and openly saying things like no wonder he doesn’t pay his contractors for petty things like this. What an irritable assclown.