I don’t know about you, but this tells me that he’s never made it to third with a microphone in his life and is afraid we’ll find out.

  • Flying Squid
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    918 days ago

    Trump did not pleasure a microphone.

    He showed how he blows roadies to get them to do what he wants because he doesn’t know how to adjust the height of a microphone stand.

    Seriously, that’s the only interpretation I have been able to come up with for what he did.

    • TheTechnician27OP
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      1018 days ago

      I thought the joke was that the microphone was a little flaccid so he had to give it some stimulation to make it long again?

      • Flying Squid
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        1118 days ago

        Huh.

        Well I hadn’t thought of it that way, but it’s equally fucking weird, so who knows?