• @wolfpack86
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    1129 days ago

    Imagine you’re a deer bear. You’re prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer bear lips down to the cool clear water… BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head!

    • @[email protected]
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      529 days ago

      Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

      • @[email protected]
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        228 days ago

        I haven’t seen this movie in like 25 years, but I still read this in Marisa Tomei’s voice.