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  • @Feathercrown
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    79 hours ago

    They’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

    Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters

    Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires

    BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

    Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

    Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters

    Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

    Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

    Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

    Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

    Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

    Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

    Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers

    Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

    Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

    Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

    • @Glytch
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      27 hours ago

      When are they gonna open up that store?

    • @RubberElectrons
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      7 hours ago

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