Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 16 days ago

Haven't you always wanted to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI?

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Haven't you always wanted to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI?

Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 16 days ago

Absolutely spectacular.

And it comes with a throne!

Only a cool half million.

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It’s just a matter of time before it falls into the swamp
- Scott
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  But I don’t want to marry Princess Lucky… I’d rather… 🎶
  - @[email protected]
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    Does it have a shrubbery?
    - Scott
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      Nooo! He said it! Oh no, now I’ve said it! Argh, I’ve said it again!
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  So Shrek will be happy.

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